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1	50 things to do at Walmart - 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locat...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	0
2	The President - Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
3	Knock Knock Wannup - Knock Knock Who's there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn't need to know that!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
4	The Rooster - A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he trie...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
5	True Lawyer Statements - Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case in poi...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
6	Bad Catholic Joke - Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Soci...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
7	Poker - One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they're having sex. He asks what they're...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	0
8	Buddhist pizza - What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? "Make me one with everything."...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
9	The Florist - A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He kept getting his orders mixed...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
10	Officer Involved Shooting - An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her car into the nearest self-service g...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	0
11	Letter home from School - Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $t...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
12	Two Dogs.... - The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry... He felt different yet... couldn't fi...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
13	Bud the stud! - How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
14	The Doc\\\'s affair. - A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One day she announced to...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	4
15	My Granny\\\'s Better! - Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That's not...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
16	A smart Blonde - Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through it out of the window !!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	0
17	Hillbillies - How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
18	Frog in a bank - A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter."I would like a loan of ?30,000 please....Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
19	Iraq\'s Navy - Q: Do you know why Iraq's navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the sailors can see their air force!...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
20	Drunk - A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says, "You have to take a Breathalyzer...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
21	Discovering America - A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tell me w...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
22	You need an operation! - A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent o...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	0
23	Old Timers Disease - Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch mysel...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	0
24	Lone Ranger - The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	1
25	Pope - There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a man who led with gentleness, faith...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	0